Essentials in buying a Baby Crib

So you know the internet tells you to get a crib when preparing for a baby. Great advise there. 

Our crib which is really more like a toddler bed as I had no intention of buying a tiny crib then in 2 years am buying another bed with railings for my lovely munchkin.

We love our crib. That is where we put our clothes. The one outfit you wore and felt you look so good in it and feel like you are going for the Oscars and not the office. So the clothes pile up in the crib. Good thing is, we have an open air closet. 

Our munchkin sleeps in our bed. Not just in the middle. Munchkin needs his space to stretch. So it's basically the middle and the length of his arms.

So my significant other and I sleep on opposite sides of the bed not turning incase we crush the evidence of our love. 

Before the birds wake up and start singing, our lovely munchkin delivers a flying kick in either direction to wake up his minions.  

When you have a back ache, the little legs thumping on your back is amazing. A free massage. Then your swedish masseuse gets distracted by the headboard and leaves your back for other enjoyable endeavors like thumping the headboard that has a resounding thump thump sound. 

Or the masseuse delivers a kick to your face or a slap or a scratch on the face. 

At these moments, we ask ourselves why can't we kick him out of our bed. He goes to sing songs with the birds in his crib. 

Then one of us reminds the other, do you want to be woken up by yells? We have been truly minionised. We would rather endure kicks and sleeping on the edge rather than enduring yells. 

Am kicking my love from the bed. I have another love in it already. 

Oh the joys of motherhood.


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